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Screen Ripple

When you touch the screen on your computer and it makes a tiny ripple on it. There is no actual point to this its just fun to see what cool stuff you can touch on your computer.

2 people talking on Instant Messenger
Person 1: Hey man I'm so freakin bored I dont know what to do.
Person 2: Hey man I was bored about an hour ago but now I figured out how to Screen Ripple you should try it.
Person 1: Hey thanks man I'm no longer bored you rock!!!

by Jokesterpants June 7, 2009

Canadian Geese Attack

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009