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nova classic rock 

A derivative of radio nova that’s actually good.

if phones were airliners 

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
if phones were airliners

radio nova

Another word for a sellout, massive violation of the Geneva convention and crapfest
radio nova sold out and became so bad I left it for spin 1038 which is a nice breath of fresh air

gulfstream G800 

A very expensive ultra long range business jet
If you wanna own a gulfstream G800 you better have $75+ million to spare as well as the cost of operating the thing.

transition year

A disgusting lump of garbage, sellout and waste of time that turned the Geneva convention into the Geneva suggestion with the amount of war crimes it committed.
Despite all the rules of the Geneva convention transition year broke, it was still somehow less of a war crime than bray school project which will forever be the ultimate war crime and Geneva convention rule-breaker. Maybe ty is better now. Wouldn’t bet on it though.

bray school project 

A hateful piece of trash and Geneva convention-violating war crime that needs to be JDAM’ed, burned down and destroyed.
Auschwitz is a harmless joke compared to bray school project. BSP turns the Geneva convention into the Geneva suggestion with the amount of hatefulness it contains and war crimes it’s committed.
A plushie doll that’s been taking the world by storm for some reason in the last few months. It’s like the fidget spinner craze all over again.
The labubu craze is like the fidget spinner craze all over again. Yet so far I have not seen a single labubu in the wild, only in shops.