Definitions by i love white ppl jkkk

porchy 

a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey

-J.C's uncle
-Biz Markie

"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"

porchy by i love white ppl jkkk June 16, 2009