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gardner snake 

the worlds largest snake... if you thought the snake was big, wait til you see the head. it shoots 'venom' out of its mouth hard enough to knock people out... once the gardner snake gets you in its sights, theres no escape.

OH NO! ITS COMING! YOU CANT ESCAPE THE GARDNER SNAKE! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT! ITS GETTING READY TO BITE!

gardner snake by i got owned by a gardner snake January 13, 2011