hayes Benedict Thompson's definitions

blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out play for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.

Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 7, 2007

estate car

NOT a car with an extended rear cargo section (like a stationwagon). No. But the type of car you find on an English Council Estate (areas of public/social housing, typified by brutal, modernist, concrete ghettos erected in the 1950s.)

Vauxhall Nova, Peugeot 106, Ford Fiesta, Citroen Visa, Ford Mondeo, etc.

The older the better. Stinky material interiors. No alarms. Not worth stealing.

I have £200 to spend on a new vehicle. Looks like all I can afford is an estate car.

by hayes Benedict Thompson December 9, 2007

bloke got back

Forget 'baby got back', which refers to a girl with a bigg ass. 'Bloke got back' means a man with a big butt.

Check out that dude walking down the beach. His butt's so big, he walks funny. Yo, bloke got back.

by hayes Benedict Thompson December 9, 2007

blacket

A loud noise or clamor made by a large group of black youths, esp. of a disturbing or confusing kind; din; uproar.

I got woken up in the middle of the night. It was so hot, we kept the windows open. A gang walked past and made a terrible blacket in the street below.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 11, 2007