1 definition by glugginton 3000

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.
That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.
by glugginton 3000 May 19, 2023
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