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the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.
Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
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by evans peters whore November 13, 2020

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Someone you want to love but they iust destroy you piece by piece.
Brooke: Omg It’s Cameron!
Sydney: BROOKE SHUT UP
Brooke: You know he’s dating Breanne right?
Sydney: What? *cries on the inside*
Brooke: Don’t frown they’re more people
Cameron: Sydney are you okay?
Brooke: She HAD a crush on you
Brooke: Breanne killed her on the inside
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by evans peters whore November 07, 2019

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Something faked by all of us sad people.
Ally: *Smiles*
Ally: *Cries*
Briannea: Ally whats wrong you were happy earlier!
Ally: I was faking
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by evans peters whore November 07, 2019

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