fingering

what i did to your mum last night

hey ben, i was fingering your dog yesterday.

by deez nuts smell like salamiii September 01, 2021

school

hell.

ben: why was tom not at hell (school) yesterday?
ryan: forgot a assignment i guess

by deez nuts smell like salamiii September 02, 2021

k

why the fuck did you search k, its literally just k

you: k
me:

by deez nuts smell like salamiii September 01, 2021

whiteboard markers

what my nuts smell like.

gee, ma nuts smell like whiteboard markers again. i washed them just last night.
(no but fr anyone know how to stop it..)

by deez nuts smell like salamiii September 01, 2021

trauma core

dumb

weird person: i like trauma core.
normal person: dumb

by deez nuts smell like salamiii September 01, 2021