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The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.
Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!

"JESSE VENTURA HAD SEX HERE!"
by David Barnes March 28, 2004

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Chinese Pig Latin is a made up language with different rules than normal Pig Latin. In Chinese Pig Latin, you add -ong to the end of EVERY consonant. You pronounce the vowels normally.
1) Fuck you!
Fongucongkong Yongou (pronounced Fong-uh-kong-kong yong-oo)
2) Shit
Songhongitong
3) Bitch
Bongitonconghong
4) Chinese Pig Latin
Conghonginongesonge Pongigong Longatonginong
by David Barnes March 28, 2004

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A nice word for "extremely fat" / obese
Well Jody, you are very prosperous. Perhaps you should try our new diet?
by David Barnes June 23, 2005

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