1 definition by cracky mcraken
a person who doesn't please there significant other enough, therefore there is now lint on their genitalia due to lack of attention and the responsible party will be licking it off of them next time they go down.
Husbands mistress: maybe if you werent such a lint licker then i wouldnt have to you bitch
Wife: who are you calling a bitch you stupid whore
*inaudible* *gunshot* *sirens*
Wife: who are you calling a bitch you stupid whore
*inaudible* *gunshot* *sirens*
by cracky mcraken February 16, 2010