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april fools day 

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

april fools day by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018