Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.
Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.
Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.
On October 24th you can kick any vsco girl and throw their god dang hydroflask and dent the crap out of it, and cut their god dang scrunchies.
boy 1: guess what day it is??
boy 2: KICK A VSCO GIRL DAY
Laugh my butt off. the clean version to say around the preacher. but when your at school, just say the original one.
Guy: I dropped my hot pocket.
The sound a soccer's dads mini van make when his daughter is late for soccer practice.
Van: Skrrt Skrrt
Soccer Dad: Oh crap, I left the casserole for all the soccer moms after practice.
When boys gossip about their fortnite dubs.
Jackson: I got a Victory Royal last night.
Jacob: I got one in technology class yesterday.
Landen: I took a crap in the school bathroom and got dubs two times yesterday.
Teacher: Y'alls freaking boy drama, get the school counselor.
Something that isn’t like your christian minecraft server. and most people have it for memes.
yo i have TikTok.
america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.
i hope this coronavirus crap is almost over... i need to get out of the house