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Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.
Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.

Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.
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by can.i.please.get.a.waffle February 11, 2019

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On October 24th you can kick any vsco girl and throw their god dang hydroflask and dent the crap out of it, and cut their god dang scrunchies.
boy 1: guess what day it is??
boy 2: KICK A VSCO GIRL DAY
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by can.i.please.get.a.waffle October 14, 2019

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Laugh my butt off. the clean version to say around the preacher. but when your at school, just say the original one.
Guy: I dropped my hot pocket.

Girl: LMBO
by can.i.please.get.a.waffle February 11, 2019

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The sound a soccer's dads mini van make when his daughter is late for soccer practice.
Van: Skrrt Skrrt

Soccer Dad: Oh crap, I left the casserole for all the soccer moms after practice.
by can.i.please.get.a.waffle February 11, 2019

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When boys gossip about their fortnite dubs.
Jackson: I got a Victory Royal last night.

Jacob: I got one in technology class yesterday.

Landen: I took a crap in the school bathroom and got dubs two times yesterday.

Teacher: Y'alls freaking boy drama, get the school counselor.
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by can.i.please.get.a.waffle February 11, 2019

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Something that isn’t like your christian minecraft server. and most people have it for memes.
yo i have TikTok.
by can.i.please.get.a.waffle July 19, 2019

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america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.
i hope this coronavirus crap is almost over... i need to get out of the house
by can.i.please.get.a.waffle April 11, 2020

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