1 definition by c'est si bon
Being at an awesome pool party with the girl of your dreams, then leaving her for a while, only to see her wading in the pool with another guy.
Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.
You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.
And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.
You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.
And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Ian: "Hey Jed, who's that guy Jessica is talking to in the pool?"
Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."
Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"
*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*
Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"
Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."
Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."
Ian: "Oh fucker."
Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."
Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"
*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*
Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"
Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."
Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."
Ian: "Oh fucker."
by c'est si bon August 13, 2009