bitter singleton.'s definitions
A very special day, during which those in love can reinstate their love for one another by buying chocolates, teddy bears, roses, and various other items that are related in one way or another to romance.
Singles reside at home, or brave the outside and cast sneers of contempt toward every gift shop and flower stall selling the aforementioned sappy crap.
Also the one day of the year which holds the record for the most attempted suicides.
All in all, a pretty shite day indeed.
Singles reside at home, or brave the outside and cast sneers of contempt toward every gift shop and flower stall selling the aforementioned sappy crap.
Also the one day of the year which holds the record for the most attempted suicides.
All in all, a pretty shite day indeed.
"I love you"
"Prove it."
"I bought you all this chocolate"
"It'll make me get fat"
"Oh, well, never mind that, here. A rose. Happy Valentine's Day. Can we have sex now?"
"Prove it."
"I bought you all this chocolate"
"It'll make me get fat"
"Oh, well, never mind that, here. A rose. Happy Valentine's Day. Can we have sex now?"
by bitter singleton. February 9, 2009
Get the Valentine's Daymug.