barry aylward's definitions

navelplex

A thin, smooth-edged, round piece of plexiglass that will fit in the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their asses they're unable to see or move about safely.

My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.

by barry aylward December 28, 2007

navelplex

A smooth-edged, thin, round piece of plexiglass that can be inserted into the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their ass they're unable to see or move about safely.

My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.

by barry aylward November 18, 2005