1 definition by Zachary B.
A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.
You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.
You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
by Zachary B. October 1, 2005