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David

A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021
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