Definitions by Woodsy's Mom

Ashley 

1. The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

2. Someone with a huge penis

3. One who owns all others at everything forever

I can't believe you had sex with my girlfriend Ashley, you motherfucker! It's okay though, cuz you're Ashley.

Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!

Boy: I know, I'm a Ashley.

Dude, you are such a Ashley!

Ashley by Woodsy's Mom October 22, 2017