Definitions by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice

Wet the Lettuce 

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.

"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".

Wet the Lettuce by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013