Voltaire (@LetUsTweetCake)'s definitions

Fhag

1) A short-form, somewhat polite way of describing a "ferret hag", usually (but not necessarily) gay, who carries ferrets around in neighborhoods so brazenly that the two of them may actually be arrested; first seen in Capitol Hill, Seattle, Washington in 2014.

"Police: Man with ferret terrorizes doorman with ferret phobia"
KOMO News, Seattle

See also
Facebook, "Jail that Ferret Fhag"

"I keep seeing that fhag with his pet. Ferrets scare me more than pit bulls. I need to call the police."

"Look at the fhag marching with the pet contingent in the Seattle Pride Parade."

by Voltaire (@LetUsTweetCake) June 30, 2016