10 definition by Volkswagen ™

Xbox is a fucking gay console made for pussy boys that enjoy pleasuring themselves with the controllers haptics. They deepthriat and anal the batteries like a fucking whore
“Wow! is that an Xbox”
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by Volkswagen ™ December 06, 2020

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Xbox is for gay pussy boys who don’t have a fucking life. They enjoy pleasuring themselves with the controllers haptics while they deepthroat batteries like a fucking whore
“Wow is that an Xbox”
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by Volkswagen ™ December 06, 2020

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James claims to have uniquely big arms whilst he simps to women
“I have uniquely big arms” said james
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by Volkswagen ™ November 15, 2020

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