Vlad and Don P's definitions

Handy

Essentially a handjob except for a handy is often quick and on the sly. Ejaculation may or may not occur on the female, depending on the location recieved. In order to have a "sick handy" one must both turn down a BJ or sex in exchange for the handy, and must also bust a load directly onto the female in excess of 3 oz's of manjuice.

Dr D got a sick handy from some bitch with a sideways puntang last night.

by Vlad and Don P September 5, 2008