Usher of the Black Rod's definitions
An establishment which facilitates and promotes self-pleasure without judgement or fear of reprisal.
Paul, we didn't see you last night at the bar.
Paul: no, I cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.
Paul: no, I cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.
by Usher of the Black Rod October 20, 2012
Get the Masturbatoriummug.