1. The guy who wrote the definition of hipster that starts with
"Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking. . ."
and continues in an incredibly self-important and disappointing manner to idealize this counter-AnyRemoteUsefullnessToHumanCultureAndItsDevelopment
2. A very bad omen for the future
"Do you realize that the next generation of voters will be flooded with apathetic hipsters?"
"God help us"