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Trevor
If you’ve ever played Cards Against Humanity, you already know Trevor is canonically “the world’s greatest boyfriend.” It’s basically official. Certified. Peer-reviewed. He loves you more than anyone else ever could! historically, scientifically, and spiritually. If you tried to leave him? He’d nod thoughtfully, hold the door open, and say, “I just want you to be happy,” because he is that great and it’s honestly inconvenient.
He also listens to every genre of music. Country? Yes. German? Obviously. Gregorian chanting? On occasion. If he had to play an instrument, it would be the French horn — because only the elite, emotionally complex, slightly dramatic HEROES choose the French horn. And Trevor? Naturally elite.
He also listens to every genre of music. Country? Yes. German? Obviously. Gregorian chanting? On occasion. If he had to play an instrument, it would be the French horn — because only the elite, emotionally complex, slightly dramatic HEROES choose the French horn. And Trevor? Naturally elite.
Trevor by Totally not a Trevor March 4, 2026