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The real life Lana Kane's definitions
Penis Turtle
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neckless
"
beefcake
". A man who is on serious steroids and is
built like a brick shit house
You need
to lay off the
steroids
....
You look like
a penis turtle.
by
The real life Lana Kane
May 25, 2017
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