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The poo fairy & her merry mole's definitions

poo flower

When you feel the overwhelming urge to scratch your sphincter through your underpants without having wiped thoroughly on your last poo, you will later find a flower shaped imprint roughly the size of your fingertip where your ring has left its mark
Doris to Leon - Man my ass is well itchy

Leon to Doris - don't press too hard....you know how hard those poo flowers are to remove in the wash
mugGet the poo flowermug.

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