Definitions by The not so big and not so red
Santa Claus
A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!
Santa Claus by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011