The Wonderful Wizard of Oz's definitions

The Game

The game, is a game played by a large population, in which you lose by thinking about it. If you ever think of the game, you must announce to the public that you lost. Contrary to popular belief there is a way to win, and that is by yelling the words "I won the game!" during sex, which is fairly awkward.

"James just beat the game"
"Damnit I just lost the game"
"You haven't beat it yet?"
"No"
"n00b"

by The Wonderful Wizard of Oz July 28, 2009