The True Ass Pirate's definitions

Butt Pirate

They’re pirates of the buttholes. They fuck buttholes and store their treasure up there. So they can come and get it back. And they put an “X” on your forehead so they know where the treasure is at. If you go in their butthole, they’ll fuck your shit up. Butt pirates are really gay, because they like buttholes.

A butt pirate pushed my shit in and stored a gold coin up there

by The True Ass Pirate September 19, 2011