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They’re pirates of the buttholes. They fuck buttholes and store their treasure up there. So they can come and get it back. And they put an “X” on your forehead so they know where the treasure is at. If you go in their butthole, they’ll fuck your shit up. Butt pirates are really gay, because they like buttholes.
by The True Ass Pirate September 19, 2011
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