The Mighty Gurganshlaga's definitions
chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
by The Mighty Gurganshlaga June 1, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug.