1 definition by The Great Cornholio!!

The pure eptiome of evil and badassery. People don't recognize the fact that he's an ultra douchebag, since they're blinded by his super badassery.

The badass who wears shades at night, and actually looks good doing it.

Related to Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Robert Patrick(the T-1000 from Terminator 2)

Often schemes up evil plots that involve

COMPLETE.
GLOBAL.
SATRUATION.
hraaaaggh.

Will kick your ass.

Often called Wesker
Albert Wesker can beat Sephiroth in an arm wrestle any day of the week.

HOLY SHIT! WESKER JUST FALCON PUNCHED AN OLD GUY THROUGH THE CHEST! FUCKING EPIC!
by The Great Cornholio!! June 23, 2009
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