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The act of blowing a hot load on a girl's chest and then using a dirty diaper to clean up the mess.

Since the couple was out of tissue, they decided tonight was a good night to do the Joe Collins.

by The Express June 05, 2012

Getting dually penetrated by a crutch and a penis.

Timmy was excited when he broke his leg because he knew would be able to Bonnie Green his girlfriend that night.

by The Express June 08, 2012