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Canada's History

Canada's History is summed up as Two Girls in a cup, Tub Girl, The Stanley Cup, Bottle of Maple Syrup, Beavers, Moose Antlers, and Rocky and Bullwinkle all having sex while watching Stargate.

The most horrific thing you could possibly imagine, Canada's History.

by The Colbert Nations February 5, 2010