Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.
by Tant Lover November 16, 2006
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God Hates Christians

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all God and those whom allow God to exist ("Christians"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Christians, carrying signs stating that God hates Christians, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being a Christians.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Christians and "Bible Thumpers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate Christians , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Squaders " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Christians " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
by Tant Lover November 21, 2006
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seattle sex

Since Seattle only has ugly bitches you need to find an ugly bitch and fuck her.
I had Seattle Sex with another bitch now I got the Clap.
by Tant Lover November 16, 2006
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