Definitions by THE CRACKTONIAN PARLIAMENT

Cracktonia

A majestic empire in the cafeteria of Amity Regional High School. With a well thought out governing body and constitution, Cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. When the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the Crack dividing the two Cracktonian provinces.

"Man, i want to go on vacation"
"Let's go to the majestic nation of Cracktonia!"

Cracktonia by THE CRACKTONIAN PARLIAMENT June 28, 2004