23 definition by TESTICLETWISTER

A sexual feat that requires either the ownership of an automobile, or a temporary rental of one. A male walks into his garage, a grin slowly develops across his face. He opens the hood of his car and clamps the jumper cables to each one of his ass cheeks. Positive on the left, negative on the right. An associate enters the vehicle, starts the motor and revs the engine before the male vigorously, and simultaneously, slams the hood of the car onto his cock, letting out a shriek of enjoyment while several thousand volts of electricity are sent straight to his ass. This was first done in Grand Forks, ND by local resident Partin Mozniak while working on his Volkswagon Beetle one day.

A feat that requires the participant to have a pair of testicles, believe in evil spirits, and also has struck a deal with the devil prior to the feat being committed. The participant closes their eyes and concentrates intensely. A layer of unstable clouds with thunderstorm activity rolls in from a magnetic heading of 180 degrees. The participant opens his eyes, which are now completely white, pulls down their pants, twirls there testicles in a counter clockwise motion while jumping up and down like a crazed monkey before finally red smoke shields there physical body and they vanish into a demonic realm. Usually done if the participant is in distress. Unfortunately, there are no documented sightings of this act being committed. However, rumor has it that it was done by the boy in the real Haunting In Connecticut.

A physiological feeling that takes place shortly after placing a ZYN nicotine pouch in your mouth. A state of complete euphoria takes place for a small window of time before your legs turn to jello, all motor function begins to deteriorate, and the earth begins to feel like you’re sitting on tilt-a-whirl. The feeling is exponentially enhanced when mixed with alcohol.

A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, and utility rope. A male hooks a deflated helium balloon baring a impulse light to one end of a utility rope. He then drops his pants, and ties the other end of the rope in a pretzel knot on the base of his scrotum before erecting the balloon. As the balloon inflates, a faint roar of a C-130 cargo plane can be heard in the distance. Once the balloon is airborne, with the light pulsating, the pilot will hopefully identify it, fly over it in which a hook extending from the bottom of the fuselage will snag the rope yanking you "cock first" up into the cargo bay of the aircraft. This feat was first done by Christian Bale in the movie "The Dark Knight" however, after further editing, the producers decided to have him secured to the rope in a "normal" fashion. The original scene can be found on the director's cut DVD. Today, law enforcement officials have seen Batman enthusiasts near Grand Forks, North Dakota attempting this feat using a smaller single engine aircraft.

A sexual feat that requires a tree with strong vines, and a will for looking for a last resort to spice up a sex life. A male climbs a tree that stands at least 63 feet tall. A female then aligns herself on a direct path from the male. The male lets out a yell like Tarzan ("Ooo-wa-ooo-aaooaaooaa-ooo!") before grabbing a nearby vine. The male then jumps from the tree, with a grin on his face, swings down towards the ground, spreads his legs out as far as he can, and slams into the females ass. This feat was first done by tribesmen on unsuspecting women deep within the jungles of the Congo. Similar feats have been accomplished in the U.S however, a rope will have to supplement the vine.

An address of a home in Grand Forks, ND. The Gentlemen who live there lure women into the house with promises of commitment, love, and emotional support before fucking them, like pigs, and showing them to the nearest exit. The house is also referred as the "revolving door" because there's always a woman entering or exiting.

An occurrence that is most common among males that has occurred the most often at Daytona Beach, Florida. A male is lying on his back taking in some sun. Suddenly, a swarm of pelicans begin circling him from above. Without any explanation, a pelican makes a sharp turn down towards the male, opens its mouth and aggressively slams beak first into the males cock. Ornithologists (bird experts) still haven't found a valid explanation for this occurrence other than the birds may mistake the male for a mate. Luckily, there is penis and testicle hospital within walking distance of the beach.