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Canada's History
Simple really; the riding of a maple-syrupped moose antler to the point of anal fulfillment while imbibing ejaculatory product from the Stanley Cup. Both the wearing of ice skates and draping oneself in the Canadian flag are of course recommended, but not required in the successful perpetration of Canada's History.
Canada's History by Stinky Wizzleteats Don't February 4, 2010