Definitions by Stephen Colberts Martyr
Canada's History
As defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, Canada's History is the name of one of the most depraving sexual acts known to mankind. It requires moose antlers, maple syrup, and a Stanley Cup.
"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
Canada's History by Stephen Colberts Martyr February 5, 2010