whether a fwb or an fbltr is considered devil-worship by the standards of sexsciology or immb is irrelevant; only historical time will tell.
by Sexydimma April 30, 2014
We want to punish people who engage in smurglaries. We need to reinstate bail so that smurglaries will deprive itself of oxygen
by Sexydimma January 12, 2022
mother: Adrian, you Snorlax I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.
Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
by Sexydimma October 26, 2012
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?
boy b) let's open a business, and i don't know, maybe, to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.
boy a): you are a genius!
boy b) let's open a business, and i don't know, maybe, to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.
boy a): you are a genius!
by Sexydimma November 11, 2012
a) the most pro weed ad I've ever seen
b) said whenever you want someone to focus on the positive aspects of their existence and reject the negative aspects of said existence.
b) said whenever you want someone to focus on the positive aspects of their existence and reject the negative aspects of said existence.
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bs can be applied to being only around positive people and staying away from toxic people and their bs
by Sexydimma August 05, 2024