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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.
boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2012
Get the bookermug. son : is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2013
Get the where are you going?mug. a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her.
by Sexydimma March 8, 2015
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habitmug. boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later
by Sexydimma January 15, 2014
Get the putting words in the horse's mouthmug. 
Get the Shtuyotmug. Mom: tomorrow there's a snowstorm. Don't take the car to work. Take public transit.
Son: I'm taking the car. It's time to say stranger things? Right?
Son: I'm taking the car. It's time to say stranger things? Right?
by Sexydimma January 25, 2023
Get the Stranger things?mug. a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ people resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's 'undesirable' (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's 'undesirable' (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma November 13, 2012
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habitmug.