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social retard

A person who is past 17 years of age and is still virgin
If you are Steve carrell in the movie the 40 year old virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America?
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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wash your mouth with lemon juice

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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short-handed

1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort

3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sid Crosby score short-handed?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2013
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dukhobor

(meaning spirit fighter in Russian)

this term defines a person suffering an internal spiritual struggle, debating conversion from one monotheistic faith to another.
boy 1) my parents are devout Anglicans, but for some reason I don't find Anglicanism as meaningful to my existence. Should I become a Muslim, a Roman Catholic, or a Jew?

boy 2) this is completely up to you William.

William : Since it will take me a long time to make up my mind anyways, I guess I'll define myself a dukhobor then.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2013
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rotten egg yolks

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2013
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to pimp the S-1070

to pimp the S-1070

(to be used in a non-sexual context only)

a ) (verb): to hire someone out (non sexual work only) and live off their wage, like a parasite, done regardless of whether you yourself are gainfully employed.

b) to financially exploit someone, using only money that the exploited person has earned solely outside the sexual trafficking trades
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, to pimp the S-1070, some illegal immigrants at my father's company. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but they do work us, not my dad.

boy a): you are a genius!
by Sexydimma February 7, 2013
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