Samantha Olivia's definitions
The cuts, scrapes, bruises, bad tattoos, burns, and minor disfigurements one discovers the morning after a night of heavy drinking; remnants usually lasting 6-26 months and at the expense of whatever you were wearing. Everyone remembers how it got there except you.
"What is that on your face?"
"Oh, just a minor battle wound. Last night was pretty rough. It doesn't look infected right?"
"Oh, just a minor battle wound. Last night was pretty rough. It doesn't look infected right?"
by Samantha Olivia August 5, 2008
Get the Battle Woundmug.