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Frunch

Frunch / frunching/ frunched

Frunching is the act of breathing through ones anus as their lungs reside in their rectum rather than their chest area, an unnatural birth defect caused by believing in the effects of "astrology," a fictional form of witchcraft.
"Yo bro, zak's mad Frunching right now, we just figured out he was born with the Frunch-breath-disorder. (FBD)"
by Saint Shrimpy of the deep January 31, 2024
mugGet the Frunchmug.

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