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Definitions by Saint Shrimpy of the deep

Frunch / frunching/ frunched

Frunching is the act of breathing through ones anus as their lungs reside in their rectum rather than their chest area, an unnatural birth defect caused by believing in the effects of "astrology," a fictional form of witchcraft.
"Yo bro, zak's mad Frunching right now, we just figured out he was born with the Frunch-breath-disorder. (FBD)"