SHANNON MOTOWAKAN's definitions

SOUR TARD

When you act a fool with major stupidity

Geeze look at that sour tard

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011

TWEAKER TWACKD

TWEAKER TWACKD IS WHEN YOUR MAJOR GHEEKED ON ICE OR TO MANY ADHD MEDS YOU FIND YOUR SELF DOING LOTS OF POINTLESS SHIT SUCH AS CLEANING THE GROUT IN THE BATHROOM WITH BLEACH AND A FKN TOOTH BRUSH OR TEARING SHIT APART THAT ISNT BROKE TO MAKE IT BETTER WRAPPING CHORDS COVERING WINDOWS WITH BLANKETS AND 4 THOUSAND THUMB TACKS KUZ YOU THINK THE PIGS ARE WATCHN YA BUT NOPE YOUR JUST STRAIT FKN TWEAKER TWACKD

HEY DUDE I JUST DID A FOILEY IM ZOOTED AS FUCK YA GOT ANY DUCK TAPE I NEED TA FIX THIS SINK MAN ITS LEAKING LIKE A BITCH MAN DUDE YOUR SPUN UP STRAIT TWEAKER TWACKD!

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 13, 2011

BURNT TURD

CHIX THAT TAN SO MUCH THEIR SKIN LOOKS LIKE A FAKE LEATHER BAG OR A BURNT TURD

HEY DID YA PEEP DAT BURNT TURD OVER YONDER SHES SORTA HOT BUT FKN HER WOULD BE LIKE BANGIN A OLD ASS CATCHERS MITT AND DAT TAN SMELL ITS LIKE HONEY MIXED WITH B.O.

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 21, 2011

SOUPY JUAN

IT TAKES TWO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT FIRST ONE MUST HOLD THE SLEEPING VICTIMS NOSE SHUT WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH THE OTHER PERSON HOVERS OVER THEM FILLING THEIR THROAT AND MOUTH FULL TO THE BRIM WITH HOT RUNNY DIAREAH THATS A SOUPY JUAN

I ATE SO MUCH KIMCHEE TONIGHT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PRAY I DONT SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOW AND GIVE YOU A BODACEOUSLY FRESH SOUPY JUAN

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 5, 2011

REZ RIDE

ANY CAR OFF A RESERVATION FROM THE HOOD OR MEXICAN MOBILE IS A REZ RIDE IT HAS A CRACKED WINSHIELD MULTI COLORD PAINT DIFFERENT SIZE TIRES MAY HAVE ONE OR MORE DOUGHNUT TIRES ON IT A MAJOR OIL LEAK NO EXHAUST OR COULD BE A CAR WITH THOSE HUGE GAY TIRES ON IT WITH FAGGY SPINNERS EVEN A CAR WITH A HOMO FIN AND A TRASH CAN MUFFLER MAKING IT SOUND LIKE A LAWNMOWER ALL THE KIDS DO THIS THESE DAYS ALL WEAK SHOW NO GO ANYWAYS THATS A REZ RIDE ANY CAR WITH GHETTO DRUGGIE WHITE TRASH MENTALITY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT NEON WITH THAT STUPID FIN AND WEAK RIMS SOUNDED LIKE A FKN BROKEN BLENDER WHEN IT WENT BYE WHAT A GAY REZ RIDE

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 26, 2011

OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

STINK PEACH

A great nick name for your ex wife or ex girl friend

man shes a dirty stink peach

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011