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Russian Army 

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.
Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine

Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home