October 31st

National hurt your short friends day, this is a day to do whatever negative things you wish to impose onto your short friends. This day is also Halloween so bonus points if you do this in a costume.
Tall person: “Oh look it’s October 31st I can go throw my short friend against a wall

Short person: “oh no it’s October 31st I don’t want to be kicked in the kneecap
by Rat face Mr. man October 30, 2020
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