27 definition by Professor Kukui

A game for 2-8 players that is best played in school, or any other location where rude humor and loud noise isn't tolerated.
The game begins when one player makes a soft/quiet sexual moan. Then the next player makes a slightly louder, more intense moan.
This continues in a counterclockwise pattern until one player decides to "pussy out" meaning they give up and don't want to make a noise. If this happens, the game is over, and that player loses.

When a bee flies up your ass and cums honey everywhere. Once the bee leaves your butthole, you only have a few mere moments to wipe away the sticky honey before it hardens and seals your rectum shut. Since you cannot shit anymore, the poop will build up inside of you over the next few weeks, eventually causing your stomach to explode.
It's no laughing matter

The Electro Sex Change is an extremely rare event that is predicted to have only happened a total of 3 times all throughout human history.
It can be triggered by these methods:
A man needs to be driving in a blue minivan over a bridge at approximately 12:03AM during a lunar eclipse on a leap year. If these conditions are met, a bolt of lightning will form and strike the car due to it being made of metal. This is no ordinary lightning bolt, however.
Once the car is hit, the driver will be electricuted so hard that his testosterone hormones will mutate into estrogen hormones, causing his penis to instantaneously morph into a vagina.

When a guy curls up into a ball and then proceeds to pull a Durex X-tra Strentgh Condom over his entire body.
He will stay within the condom for the next week, while occasionally discharging bodily fluids. The mixture of shit and cum are evenly distributed all throughout the condom, enclosing the man in a chrysalis of sorts. After the 7 day period, the guy then bursts out of the condom and flies away with his newly developed butterfly wings.
Ah, the beauty of nature.

Name used to describe anyone who’s a Chad, yet around 4’9” and near bald.

When a guy stands up, bends over so his head goes in between his legs, and keeps going until his torso completely wraps around and he’s facing upright again. Now whenever he takes a shit like this, it’ll be coming out the front just like piss normally would. This technique is typically used for those who would like a better aim while dropping a log.

When a kid masturbates under the cafeteria table and busts a nut into his lunch tray.
Next, he places a second lunch tray on top and firmly presses down on it, letting any excess air escape.
Once the load dries between the two trays, good luck trying to separate them.