Definitions by Pretzelmouth's manservant

Pretzelmouth 

Pretzelmouth is a superhero with a pretzel for a mouth. He only comes out at night. He demands candy. If said candy is not delivered, he will cry salty tears. Then he will be soggy. He will blame you.

:& "Whatchoo talkin' bout boy?"
"Pretzelmouth likes to dance the watoosie!"

Pretzelmouth by Pretzelmouth's manservant May 27, 2008