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University of Alabama 

Home of Alabama football and of the most delusional fans in all of sports. ESPN's Pat Forde said it best, "Irrational passion and general delusion don't just drive the bus at Alabama. They drive the wheels off it like Dale Earnhardt."

The mascot for the University of Alabama is clearly an elephant, but they say roll tide.

University of Alabama by Paul is dead and rotten December 7, 2006